Decorations

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Tea Party

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Friday

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Dress Down Friday in the soft furnishings department really had gone too far.

Lurid

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She couldn’t help thinking that the wallpaper would have been better left in black and white.

Curtains

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She was so delighted with the new curtains; they matched her hair ribbon perfectly.

Bookcase

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You always end up needing something to prop up flat-pack furniture.

Recline

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The soft furnishings were giving her a migraine.

Catalogue

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Making the IKEA catalogue look interesting was never an easy task.

Sombrero

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Really, she thought, it had to be the most ridiculous collection of props in the history of porn.

Tiling

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