The mechanics of pole-dancing had yet to be fully worked out.

When he’d said she could stroke his beautiful big cock, it wasn’t quite what she’d had in mind.

The ban on smoking in the workplace made for some interesting scenes outside the pornographer’s studio.

There was nothing more annoying than a lesbian on her head when she was trying to read.

Get this picture on stuff!

Even after 35 testers, she still couldn’t decide on the colour for the living room.

The class unanimously voted her Most Likely To Scare The Crap Out Of Everybody.

Really, she thought, it had to be the most ridiculous collection of props in the history of porn.

“Get your hands off me, copper!” she yelled. “I’ve got rights you know!”

The ‘mistress of pain’ boots were the perfect foil for her ‘Oscar Wilde in drag’ outfit.

“Hah!” they laughed, derisively. “No caption you write could be as ridiculous as our hairstyles.” I was forced to agree with them.