Foliage
The nudist beach quickly became one of Kew’s most popular attractions.
Telephone
“Hello, pest control? There’s a bloody great spider on the dining room floor, and I’m not getting down off this table til you come and remove it.”
Floor
Her contact lens had to be down here somewhere.
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