Listen
He wished she’d take her ipod off while he was photographing her.
Shoes
Her new shoes were pinching something chronic.
Taxing
She took the shirt off her back and sent it in with her tax return.
Weekend
“Thank fuck it’s Friday,” she sighed.
Suspicious
The moon suspected that they were not there just for the view.
“Do you like a porno?”
Borat’s grandmother had also worn a mankini.
Tea
She loved a nice sit down with a cup of tea.
Rainbow
She still preferred his hot friend.
Cleaner
Much more fun than a Roomba.
Stinky
She wished Priscilla wouldn’t eat garlic right before a photo shoot.
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