Butts

The ban on smoking in the workplace made for some interesting scenes outside the pornographer’s studio.

Bookish

There was nothing more annoying than a lesbian on her head when she was trying to read.

Get this picture on stuff!

Paint

Even after 35 testers, she still couldn’t decide on the colour for the living room.

Clown School Graduation Photo

The class unanimously voted her Most Likely To Scare The Crap Out Of Everybody.

Sombrero

Really, she thought, it had to be the most ridiculous collection of props in the history of porn.

Copper

“Get your hands off me, copper!” she yelled. “I’ve got rights you know!”

Kinky Boots

The ‘mistress of pain’ boots were the perfect foil for her ‘Oscar Wilde in drag’ outfit.

Hair

“Hah!” they laughed, derisively. “No caption you write could be as ridiculous as our hairstyles.” I was forced to agree with them.

Tin Bath

She couldn’t wait for someone to invent indoor plumbing.

Mirror

Why did she always get a spot right before a hot date?