Telephone

telephone

“Hello, pest control? There’s a bloody great spider on the dining room floor, and I’m not getting down off this table til you come and remove it.”

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Floor

rug

Her contact lens had to be down here somewhere.

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Foursome

four

The nude lesbian ballroom dancing class was always popular.

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Towel

towels

She hated the itty-bitty towels the gym provided.

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Dolls

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doll2

doll3

The Society for
the Abolition of Scary Dolls from Porn
called its members to order.

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Fountain

fountain

Every year, she hoped they’d bring back the tradition of jumping in the Trafalgar Square fountains.

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Hic

fallen

That last Bicardi Breezer had definitely been a mistake.

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Happy New Year!

drink

She’d begun the year drunk, and she was damn well going to stay that way.

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Pole

pole

The mechanics of pole-dancing had yet to be fully worked out.

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Bird

peacock

When he’d said she could stroke his beautiful big cock, it wasn’t quite what she’d had in mind.

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