Telephone
“Hello, pest control? There’s a bloody great spider on the dining room floor, and I’m not getting down off this table til you come and remove it.”
Re-caption this photo »“Hello, pest control? There’s a bloody great spider on the dining room floor, and I’m not getting down off this table til you come and remove it.”
Re-caption this photo »The Society for
the Abolition of Scary Dolls from Porn
called its members to order.
Every year, she hoped they’d bring back the tradition of jumping in the Trafalgar Square fountains.
Re-caption this photo »She’d begun the year drunk, and she was damn well going to stay that way.
Re-caption this photo »When he’d said she could stroke his beautiful big cock, it wasn’t quite what she’d had in mind.
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